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About This Game ABOUT THIS GAME:Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time, Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk?This game features:Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!Awesome Boss Battles!Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...)Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)"Herbs"... !... And a Phuk-Ton More! 7aa9394dea Title: Metal as PhukGenre: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, StrategyDeveloper:Crankage GamesPublisher:Crankage GamesRelease Date: 13 Jul, 2017 Metal As Phuk Torrent Download metal as phuk walkthrough. metal as phuk review. metal as phuk This game is a real diamond in the rough. Great story telling, through the lens of sarcastic humor glazed with a sugary coating of debauchery. If that alone doesn't get you wanting to play this game, it has great characters. Level up system is great, even rewards you for exploration. Combat is classic turn based RPG, nothing too fancy, which is exactly as these games should be. It's like old school Final Fantasy game play paired with Conker's Bad Fur Day style humor. 10/10 will play again.. This game hit me in the gut with nostalgia, as far as the style of game. Instantly, I was hooked. The story though? Awesome! It's the basic formula of 'party of people form to kill big bad guy' but it is done in a way that I never even considered, and done B-E-A-Utifully! The number of herb references in this game alone makes me grin when i even think about it. The music is pretty awesome, the controls are easy, the game isn't at all difficult if you're wise about it, and there is no 'fat' to this game. No 'go do this 5 or 30000 times and i will give you this thing' You can grind a bit, and I did, but for the most part, it's not needed even a little. I've been raving about this game since I got it and I think I've convinced some of my friends to get it. If you're on the fence about it, I'll say this: I've spent a lot more money for a lot less entertainment in my time. I got it when it was a buck on the steam sale, but even if it hadn't been on it, 5 bucks isn't at all too much for this fun adventure game!. HOLY ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME IS AMAZING !!!...note it is an 2-3 hour eperience however it uses the time masterfullyit really censored p h u k.. like okay then. Interesting premise! Right off the bat you meet some wonderfully quirky characters, and already the play is great!. I ♥♥♥♥ing loved everything about this game. The only thing I wish was different is that they had an auto save file along with the manual saves. And maybe that the game was longer... I'm not complaining though. It was amazing and I bought the bundle so I have 5 more games to play that are hopefully going to be as fantastic as this one. This game is awesome! I loved the humor and music used. The gameplay was somewhat addicting and reminded of a metal version of Pokemon :DThe only downside is I didn't realize how short it would be and saved money for upgrades that I never got to buy before fighting the final boss.. First let me say I'm a bit bias. Any game that takes on the Metal genre is already a great game. But now can that great game become something I really love. I could name a few examples where I expected this to happen but didn't. I could also name a few that barely where even a bit better than my expectations simply cause it's claims to be a metal type game. So in this case I'll grade this game in two ways. One, how it compares to other games in general and two, how it compares in the Metal genre of games.I did not go into this game with very high expectations. As stated previously it can't be all that bad after all it's got Metal as a backdrop. So comparing it against other games in general I'd say it met or overcame my expectations. The only negative in general thing I have to say about the game overal is the lack of graphical settings but I soon found myself forgetting about that and enjoying the story/gameplay/music/fights/explorations just to name a few things that helped me forget. I'll mention the others below when comparing it against Metal games. Seriously, great, funny story telling even if you don't get the Metal references that are a plenty. The turn based combat is simple to pick up and easy to plan your attacks. The art work isn't perfect but it sure as hell isn't any where close to the worse I've seen. Overal I'd leave you with this. I have a major gaming ADD problem and using a first time out in a game I'm lucky to play an hour. Next thing I new I was at 2 1/2 hours in this game and it was past my bedtime.Now to compare it against other Metal games this is one of my top 2 or 3 games. Hands down the most fun, less stressful, great metal riffs (although I wish it had a bit more to begin with), and helped me totally escape reality. OH and I laughed so hard at this game. Any metal head will love the metal references. They are in your face.Thanks Crankage Games for a fun game. I think sometimes developers forget the fun part in gaming but you sure didn't. I look forward to your next project and hope you keep puting out the fun.\m/ Peace \m/. I really liked this game! The humor was great, the story was engaging, and the mechanics were simple, yet still really fun. Play it! Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale is live!: https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/Is live!You can also find it in this bundle for a discounted price!https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Thank you all for the support and I hope to hear from you all soon!- Crankage Games. Officially Unlocked and Released! On sale for the first week!: I'd like to give a BIG Thank You to all of the support and positive vibes that have been sent along the way in making this possible! The first official Comedy RPG from Crankage Games has now been released and we hope that you enjoy every minute of it!. Deported 2: Build That Wall is live!: Deported 2: Build That Wall has officially released!. Crankage Games Bundle on Sale Nearly 50% off!: You can now grab all 6 of our Comedy Adventures in the bundle below for a drastically reduced price to celebrate the coming holidays!https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Thank you all for your support and we hope you enjoy our games!- Crankage Games. Deported (New Game by Crankage Games) has officially released!: https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/ Deported: Drain the Swamp has officially released!. New Game Damned Daniel Releases Tomorrow November 30th At 8AM PST!: Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, is releasing her very first game, Damned Daniel, tomorrow morning at 8 AM PST!It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well!https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!)I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel!She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback!Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot!- Crankage Games. Happy Holidays + We now have a Patreon!: Good news everyone and Happy Holidays to all!We've been asked for a while now if we'll ever set up a Patreon, and now we've finally got one!If you'd like to support what we do to ensure we can continue putting out comedy games in the future, then we'd like to support you right back! Want a twitter shoutout for your contribution? Sure. Want to enter Giveaways on twitter? You got it. Want to ask Quiver D!ck a question and have it answered in a custom comic strip posted on Patreon and Twitter, (As well as featured in an upcoming new episode of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck?) You can ask him ANYTHING you want!But it doesn't end there! 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I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dropping in and not just WATCHING game development, but actually being a part of the process, please feel free to do so, because I'd LOVE to talk to you!Thank you so much, and keep being amazing!- Crankage Games / Michaelhttps://twitter.com/CrankageGames. Deported: Drain the Swamp now available on Google Play!: Hello everyone!Crankage Games is pleased to announce that we've released Deported: Drain the Swamp on Google Play!We plan to release Deported 2: Build That Wall very shortly, and then we'll be porting over our other games as well!Thank you all SO very much for the continued support! You've all been incredibly amazing and we appreciate each and every one of you!https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=games.crankage.deported&hl=en- Crankage Games